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Deal Demotivational Poster


ADVERSITY -


TAGS: life sucks deal with it
Rating: 4.87/5

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:03 pm
Amazing... The picture on it's own deserves a 5L let alone the perfect caption...


ROCK BOTTOM - She took it all, that cruel bitch, ALL OF IT! The scratching post, the litter box, even the kittens man. I just don't wanna deal with it anymore..I can haz gun in my mowth?! I need some nip


TAGS: cats deal with shit too
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 10:56 pm
Oldie and a goodie!
Fatt Matt - January 14, 2010, 10:05 am
I like it. I can haz +5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:11 am
Usually I hate these...This one gets my 5. Well played Sir.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
Nice! I love when a fodder picture is made into something good. 5L


NOTHING -


TAGS: deal with it
Rating: 4.42/5

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Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 6:50 pm
Excellent flaunting choice.
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 12:09 am
5 harsh and unblinking lions. Excellent demotivator for reality day, Haarakkon.
ronsart - November 30, 2009, 7:04 pm
instant CLASSIC Mr. Haarakkon...5+!
Airman - November 30, 2009, 6:52 pm
Really well done H
Derek - November 30, 2009, 5:50 pm
The World or the Government, Xopster?
Xopster - November 30, 2009, 5:28 pm
Can we bundle this one up and send it off to all the Socialists out there?


SNEAKY CAR DEALERS - $159 for a spray-on paint protector?


TAGS: dealer addons humvee
Rating: 4.85/5

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TheGoat - September 7, 2011, 8:44 pm
So where to I get my missile system for my Ford?
pcat - September 7, 2011, 7:58 pm
worth it......i mean the javelin of course


COSPLAY - Because when it comes to getting a geek's attention, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Now where did I leave my panties...?


TAGS: okay boys and girls this is a one shot deal this is how i dressed up for the last comicon now please stop asking
Rating: 3.62/5

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agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 12:01 am
Bump
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 2:34 pm
LOL!! @ comments
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:30 pm
Wow, proves Naru isnt a nerd i guess.
TheTrashHeap - December 9, 2009, 9:29 pm
More importantly who is the chick with the great big Take Fits? Is it magic saline that protects against spells?
Zed - December 9, 2009, 9:27 pm
Dre, you are indeed correct, that's *looks up reference* Firiona Vi, a demigoddess who's perview has to do with magic, I think. She appears in most of the Evercrack, er, Everquest artwork.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:10 pm
And isnt this Everquest, not a mage from Warcraft?
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:09 pm
Wow Naru, you look different in this picture
Sean - October 28, 2009, 2:02 pm
No I'n not. But yes I do. Tootles.
Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 11:00 pm
Are you saying you're going as a geriatric version of me in that same outfit? Hope you've got the legs for it. ;)
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:42 pm
(This is actually just a little foreshadowing to my upcoming Halloween contribution.)
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:41 pm
Yeah. Welcome to MY world. But trust me on this, it gets old fast.
Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 4:39 pm
I just picked what I thought was a generic mage costume, but I guess I became a goddess. Go figure.
_Ally - October 27, 2009, 4:23 pm
Ok I'm gunna geek it up...Thats Faydwer (sp) from EverQuest. Well thats what shes supposed to be. One of the dieties. *goes back to her geeking*
LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:29 am
used to be a boy scout, NEVER saw that at a camporee!! all that and we share taste for women!!! We should grab a beer sometime
CANADA - October 6, 2009, 2:33 pm
well this gets a 5!
Narutarded - October 6, 2009, 5:08 am
I was dressed (if you can call it that) as a human mage from World of Warcraft. The girls who went as elves, however... Well, let's just say it looked like a Boy Scout Jamboree, there were so many tents being pitched.
Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 10:52 am
Yea, they tend to cause divorces.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:49 am
Perhaps I'll pass on said gatherings.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:48 am
Noted. Thanks, Jmac. Still... I don't know what sort of character she's supposed to be, but wow.
Jmac0585 - October 5, 2009, 10:18 am
AG- they don't all look like that.
spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:14 am
Stunning.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 10:51 am
I had never heard of cosplay before this site. I don't do online gaming, nor any of those conventions. I've been wrong.


ROCKS -


TAGS: butterteeth that is a deal breaker
Rating: 4.36/5

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jackripper - August 18, 2010, 10:18 am
I think she has been smoking a few of those rocks, not chewing on them
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
LOL!!!


JAPANESE WOMEN -




WINTERTIME IN INDIANA - I'm just taking the bike out for a spin


TAGS: how to piss off the wife ideal 23
Rating: 3/5

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rerun - February 8, 2011, 7:06 pm

I doubt ssjgoat knows anybody remotely involved with this image
Houseplant - February 8, 2011, 5:41 pm
I have always threatened my wife with doing the same thing during our Indiana winters. As for the name calling me "fuck tard", i'll just take the higher ground and tell you, you are welcomed for me making your friends cool pic into a 'Fake.
Houseplant - February 8, 2011, 5:36 pm
ssjgoat:First, the pic was emailed to me with an accompanying joke about a guy who walks into his house with his muddy boots on and it pisses off his ol lady, so he "takes the bike out for a spin". Second: I have been a rider since I was 12 (48 now) and
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 4:20 pm
Prove it or stfu!
ssjgoat - February 8, 2011, 12:37 pm
To bad that didnt happen in the state of Indiana fuck tard.. My rl life buddy did that and how you got the pic I am not sure other then creeping on FB.. but get the facts straight.


500th Motifake -


TAGS: poster new york subway big deal
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:16 am
Thanks, Gary. Glad you liked it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am
Thank you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am
Sweet! Discount! :-D
GaryO - December 13, 2013, 8:21 pm
Man, cynic, that IS a milestone…and a 4.4 avg! (handshake, back pat). Now please take those to the bank and cash ‘em in. Let me know how that works out. I’m right behind ya. Serious, cheers fellow Motifaker. 5 Ls for the D
Greeny - December 13, 2013, 7:36 pm
Take the money
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 2:57 pm
Once you're over the 500 mark you only need $1.50 cuz you can now use the seniors' discount.


It's not about the cards you're dealt -


TAGS: card deal play hand calendar
Rating: 4.63/5

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GaryO - September 9, 2015, 8:55 am
the bluff has always worked for me...usually...sometimes...well, there was that one time. it only takes onetime, ya'know.
EmilioDumphque - September 8, 2015, 7:03 pm
Oh, OK. Thanks Mr. Trump. That totally explains why you're rich, and how it had nothing to do with inheriting 200 million bucks.


SECONDITIS -


TAGS: 2nd best day i always hate when i catch a better dealer
Rating: 4.55/5

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TooTsiE - March 4, 2010, 5:49 pm
as long as you have the better body dump sites... you cant lose in the end!
Derek - February 21, 2010, 1:59 pm
"...larger physical prowess" now there's a euphemism heheh
Cubbybear - February 21, 2010, 1:32 pm
5/5 You didn't have to rub it in..."SNIFF"


YOU ARE GUARANTEED - That Cary Grant Was NOT The One Who Dealt It.


TAGS: cary grant dealt fart elevator
Rating: 4.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2012, 7:41 pm
Yes, North By Northwest - my favorite Hitchcock film.
Iconoclast - April 26, 2012, 10:21 pm
Yes. North by Northwest.
Airman - April 26, 2012, 6:50 pm
trying to figure out what movie that is.. North by Northwest?
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:34 pm

The lady ion the beige pillbox hat is trying to look innocent. 5LLLLL


CRYBABIES - To All You Babies Whining About Rejection: SHUT THE HELL UP And Make A Good Poster




I HAVE ALTERED THE DEAL - Pray I do not alter it any futher.


TAGS: vader deal
Rating: 2.85/5


IDEAS -


TAGS: only ideals truly define the person hammy
Rating: 4.83/5

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Hawamleh - November 8, 2010, 4:42 pm
I Used Hitler Because He Represents An Ideal, White Supremacy, A thought that Nearly Changed the world, Yet No Matter How We try the World Will Not be Able To Change this Idea. And I think Of Mohamed More Like This Old Guy That Used To Live Next To Me
HammerofHeeb - November 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
My bad..should clarify. Where Hitler goes off on a rant about the Giants and the Cowboys. It made perfect sense to me, but others may think, what the heck is he talking about. :)
HammerofHeeb - November 8, 2010, 1:41 pm
I loved that youtube video with the Giants and the Cowboys. I find it entertaining that Hammy is Muslim, right? And he is called Hammy. This entertains me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 12:13 pm
Are we sure that's Hitler?...Maybe it's Muhammad...The one "true" prophet (no one knows what he looks like....except Hammy)
Airman - November 8, 2010, 10:58 am
a general statement that makes you think, but what is the purpose of Hitler with it? the Holocaust? Dictators? conquering other countries? White supremacy? disappointment with the Cowboys?


HAIL SATAN -




RIGHT ON TARGET -


TAGS: idealistic pigeon aim
Rating: 4.18/5

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Icu271 - July 28, 2011, 12:58 am
is is that really enough?
Greeny - May 11, 2011, 9:22 pm
is is is, is... there, that's enough


COMPLETELY UNFAIR - who could concentrate with a dealer like this


TAGS: dealer
Rating: 3.36/5

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FACEPALM - Trying to reach the top, but the top always move just farer away from you.




Lip-Smacking Good -


TAGS: tasty photography and photographer good deal i suppose
Rating: 4.69/5

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Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 9:53 pm

The description, the whole reason I asked how you got it
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 9:15 pm
The description sir... "Don't ask me how I got the picture." Its a true secret, not even Big Brother knows about it.
Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 1:32 pm

How did you get the picture? (5Ls)
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 1:09 pm
The lion has some good shampoo.
lgvernon - July 7, 2013, 1:08 pm

Beautiful graphic!~


GOLDDIGGERS -


TAGS: dealing with assholes requires courage
Rating: 4.64/5

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Mongoose - November 29, 2010, 7:38 am
So if you are Gold Member can she digg you??


SNIFFER DOGS -




BULLIES -




THE DEAL - In a theater near you. Summer 2011




Bad Habits -


TAGS: quit smoking deal spouses sex
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:52 am
Mr. Gary...calm the f*** d*wn *ear!! Just put lots of *'s, #'s and @'s randomly. It'll make sense to everyone else and yet still manage to f**k up the b*#@hy censor..t**h**
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:48 am
Mr.Gary, if you're smoking after se* may I suggest you start using some good lubricant? Or at the very least have some aloe vera standing near by.
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 1:47 am
y'know, this phukking censor bytch is starting to get on my nerves. Censoring the word 'secks'. It's enough to change the rools of the basturd language called English.
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 1:42 am
smoking after sex...hmmm, I should check


What A Deal -




Bargaining Edge -




Better Off Dead -




OUT OF BREATH... -




If Only Our Eyes -


TAGS: beauty love aging ideals life
Rating: 4.73/5

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Greybeard - October 27, 2015, 10:39 pm
Hahaha. Yes, especially on the "emo" & "goth" types..!
GaryO - October 27, 2015, 10:34 pm
ah the inner beauty...if some would just eat the makeup...
spacedog - October 27, 2015, 5:59 pm
Nice one.
MissPriss - October 27, 2015, 3:30 pm
5L Grey. U consider sending this 2 all the poor teens out there that have been brainwashed into believing that beauty is only viewed from the outside? They should see their fav' stars/idols WITHOUT makeup, pushups etc. they wouldn't even recognize them.


Fairy Tales -




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